'95 born. San Fernando Valley. UCSB '17.
I ♥ food, pandas, Starbucks, and everything Disney!
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Sometimes I’m Finn, other times I’m Jake.
Yeah, am bear. But some days, why am bear? Is there more than bear?
My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT
Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
Hey Science side of Tumblr! Can you explain THIS?